Major had been stressed for months. He'd tirelessly tried to get Apefani to understand that he loved the SHIT out of her and that he'd changed his ways, but she kept his ass in the friend zone and it was driving him crazy. Tonight, He'd had enough, so instead of calling Apefani, he headed to a hole to in the wall and grabbed a drink. One drink turned into three and before he knew it, he was sloppy drunk!
"Is this seat taken?" A woman asked him, as he took another shot. Major looked up and found himself completely enamored.
"Nah, have a seat beautiful." He responded, gesturing for her to sit on the bar stool next to him.
"Thank you." The woman said, flirty. She took a seat and ordered them both a drink. After the two of them sat there, awkardly for a moment, the woman finally made a bold move.
"So, what's a handsome man like you doing at a wack ass place like this?" She asked.
Major chuckled. He was flattered. He'd never been attracted to a woman like her. But, there was something about her smile that made him interested and his fifth shot of cognac had officially kicked in. So, he opened up to her.
"Actually... I'm here because the woman I love, doesn't love me." He replied honestly.
The woman placed her hand on his lap sympathetically. "Well, judging by all those drinks that I just seen you throw back, it's obvious you love her." She replied.
Her response was cordial, but flirty. It turned Major on.
"Enough about that. You're cute..." He said, changing the subject. He didn't want to talk about Apefani anymore. If he talked about them anymore, he wasn't going to move forward with what he was about to do. "What's your name? " He asked.
"I'm Bratilda. And what's yours?" She asked.
"I'm Major." He replied. The two sat, laughed, drank and talked until the bar closed.
"So, what are your plans for tonight Bratilda?" Major asked. He was so drunk that he could barely see straight.
"Well, first I'm going to make sure you get home safely." Bratilda replied, seeing that he was totally inebriated. Little did he know, Bratilda had been looking for a handsome, sexy, heartfelt man like Major. He was drunk enough to do whatever she wanted...
Bratilda and Major caught a Uber and arrived at his home about a half an hour later.
"This is a nice house." Bratilda said, as the Uber drove off.
"It looks better on the inside." His reply made Bratilda giggle. She was moist in the panties just thinking about what he might do to her in there!
"Come in." He said, inviting her in.
"Not bad for a bachelor." She said looking around and sitting on Major's couch.
"Thank you." He replied, dimming down the lights and sitting next to her.
"You know, even though I don't know you that well, Major. I'm really starting to like you." Bratilda confessed.
"I like you, too." Major lied, drunkenly moving in and kissing her on her neck.
"Then what are you waiting for?" She said, allowing Major to embrace her as they made out on the couch.
"Nothing. He replied as he and Bratilda had hot, steamy, drunk sex, right there on the couch... and everywhere else in the house.
TO BE CONTINUED...
NOTE TO READERS: OOH NO HE DIDN'T! Major is supposed to be with Apefanie? Right? Who 'Dis woman? Wellllll... Let's see how all this pans out! It's going down ya'll! Stay tuned for the next episode!!